Eats the junk
Cookie banners, newsletter traps, "turn on notifications", fake paywalls. Chewed off your screen, scroll unlocked. It never clicks "accept".
a browser pet with opinions
The internet is a mess. Your webling eats it.
A tiny pixel gremlin that lives on every site you visit. It eats cookie banners and pop-ups, roasts your LinkedIn, clocks your doomscrolling and tells you to go to bed at 3am.
… hatching
0 aura · NPC · 0 snacks eaten
That's your webling. It's loose on this page. Poke it. Yeet it.
What it's actually for
Screen time, but make it a friend
Six screens of scrolling in fifteen seconds? It calls it. 3am on Reddit? Go to bed bestie. A nudge from a pet hits different from a settings toggle.
Has takes on everything
It knows LinkedIn from Amazon from your 47-tab wiki hole, and it has something to say about each one.
Grows, flexes, farms aura
Every snack and stuck landing earns aura. NPC to final boss, with a card to prove it.
It has takes.
Pick a place. Your webling will be normal about it (it won't).
pick a site. i'm ready.
Hear it in another vibe:
Vibe check.
Three questions. Your webling's whole personality depends on it. No pressure.
Aura is the whole game.
Being iconic earns it. Being undignified costs it.
+15 eat a pop-up
+10 eat a cookie banner
+5 get booped by another webling
+4 stick the landing
−3 get yeeted
−5 poke spam victim
−8 spit food out
Hatch yours.
Chrome Web Store listing is on its way. Until then it takes about a minute by hand:
- Download the extension and unzip it.
- Open
chrome://extensionsand switch on Developer mode. - Click Load unpacked, pick the folder. Name your egg. Choose a vibe (or let fate decide).
Works in Chrome, Edge, Arc, Brave and friends. Open source on GitHub.
Nosy pet, private by design.
- Your browsing never leaves your computer. "Sites explored" is counted locally.
- Meeting other weblings shares a scrambled page ID, your pet's name and colour. Never the address.
- No meeting other pets in incognito, on mail, banking or sign-in pages, or anywhere with a password box.
- Eating is cosmetic: it hides things on your screen. It never clicks, blocks requests or reads forms.
The whole thing, in plain words: privacy policy.